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SUBANG JAYA: Resident overweight monitor-potato suggests revival of weekend sports activities via an online portal to improve communications between friends.

Weighing at a hefty 69kg, Woon Wu Lin, 23, has decided to stop merely talking about making the flab go away and merely relying on a diet to help him gain a figure to rival Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt. Instead, he will turn to his favourite sport: badminton.

"I'm tired of carrying around this extra weight. And, I'm sure losing all that fat will help with appealing to the ladies," Woon said with a particularly disturbing grin.

To grease the undertaking of such a plan, Woon has enlisted the help of his long-time friend and tech-whiz Amy Tan Hui Ling, to set up a Wordpress blog which would enable easy access for friends and future interested parties to confirm their attendence for sports activities.

"The site will prove really useful. We can also organize activities such as movie outings and so forth in a cost effecient manner," he said.

Amy Tan was similarly optimistic about the project and said, "I hope that we will have hunky dory fun."

Woon explained that the system allowed anyone interested in organizing an activity to post an event. Interested parties would then confirm their participation or make suggestions by leaving comments for each related post.

To kick it off, he has decided to formally organize a badminton game this upcoming Saturday (August 5th) from 8.30pm till 10.30pm. The number of interested parties will be the deciding factor if this program will become a reality. Interested parties are encouraged to confirm their attendence as soon as possible.